Tom Hiddleston — Only Lovers Left Alive

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sparklesparklelittletwink:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

#and as they say goodbye they fuck you over

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livx18:

the———-force:

sekra:

The room came to be known as Starks Secret Stash of Steve.

Steve was the only one who didn’t know about it.

dude.

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foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

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benedictcumbergasm:

holy fucking shit.. is he a god

benedictcumbergasm:

holy fucking shit.. is he a god

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Metatron's Theme

Jared Padalecki laughing

Jared Padalecki laughing

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not-enough-fandom:

obsessionisawonderfulthing:

sxymo0finman:

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s aggressively screaming meow?
No?
Okay,

JESUS YOU’RE RIGHT

i have seen this meow on my dash for ages and now i cant even remember what hes really sayin

not-enough-fandom:

obsessionisawonderfulthing:

sxymo0finman:

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s aggressively screaming meow?

No?

Okay,

JESUS YOU’RE RIGHT

i have seen this meow on my dash for ages and now i cant even remember what hes really sayin

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the-wolstenass:

me every morning

the-wolstenass:

me every morning

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wilddaize:

breezeful:

pb-n-jfish:


Your blog has officially been signed by Johnny Depp.

his signature alone will impregnate me.

OMFG^

kind of looks like a penis at the start. just me? oh okay

wilddaize:

breezeful:

pb-n-jfish:

Your blog has officially been signed by Johnny Depp.

his signature alone will impregnate me.

OMFG^

kind of looks like a penis at the start. just me? oh okay

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afuckinglesbian:

majortvjunkie:

afuckinglesbian:

hot males please hit me up

but you are a fucking lesbian

WHO TOLD YOU

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